Posted by: yankeegirlguy | February 21, 2008

Dear Scott Boras

Wow, Scott… Wow.  I didn’t think it could happen but you’ve actually reached the lowest of the low.  First Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers fired you when you tried to shop him around even though he only wanted to negotiate with his team.  Then A-Rod, the “Please-like-me-I-need-you-to-love-me-just-be-my-best-friend-pretty-please” mascot of MLB stops speaking to you for good.  Even famed sports writer Peter Gammons thinks you’re basically going out and ruining pitchers!  You realllyyyy know how to lose friends. 

Today, though, you hit the bottom of the barrel.  We already knew that you were a dirty, money-hungry, purveyor of souls; but today New Yorkers realized they like you even less than Gary Sheffield. 

Gary Sheffield of “Joe Torre is a racist” fame thinks you’re a “Bad person” and we nod and agree as though he were a college professor. Gary Sheffield who throws old ladies into moving traffic for fun, wishes he never met you!  “Shouldn’t have ever introduced myself to him,” he says, “Period. Bad person.” (NY Daily News) 

And lookout Scotty!  Cause he’s comin after you: “It’s going to be the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen because certain people you don’t mess with.  And I guarantee you, I’m one of them.”

 It’s been a while, but I gotta say- it feels good rooting for Sheff again!


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